Monkeypriest - Defending The Tree (2009)

Why does this album never seem to actually go anywhere? It's over 20 minutes long, there should be some sense of movement or conclusion, but it never actually moves in that time. Defending the Tree rolls around like some fucking morbidly obese lady who's slipped on a wet floor, but she never gets up and starts walking or even waddling. You just kind of stare at her, thinking every single movement she makes must be heralding some grand movement to get up and stop looking so pathetic, but she just lays there rolling back and forth, then shits her pants a little and rolls around in the shit, and at some point you've just got to leave and cease having faith that she'll ever move from that spot ever again in her life.